Googol: 10 to the power of 100

Posted: April 21, 2010 in Random Ramblings

*Bear with this post please! It may seem long but it’s well worth the read!*

Ok that’s just a useless piece of trivia, the “google number” or googol is 1 followed by 100 zeros. Google however is: to search the internet (for information) using the Google search engine; “He googled the woman he had met at the party”; “My children are googling all day”
More and more today we are turning to google for the answers to life’s problems and for the answers to altogether more trivial questions that quite frankly should be left unanswered. It may occur to you that this blogpost could be described as somewhat, pointless. But as ever, my aim is to entertain so I have compiled a list of the most asked questions typed into google starting with seven “Question words”: Who, what, when, where, why, how and is.

Who

1) Who want’s to be a millionaire?

2) Who is the stig?

3) who do I look like?

What

What celebrity do I look like?  (Arty from glee apparently.)

What does my name mean? (David means “beloved”, but hey, who wouldn’t love me?)

What to do when you’re bored? ( 1. Write a pointless blogpost… ahem… 2. If you are devoid of all artistic, literary talent: Read a pointless blogpost.

What to expect when you are expecting? Answer: a baby presumably…

When

When will I die?

When in Rome??? (wtf?)

When does morning sickness start? Answer: Are you serious? Did you NEVER get the talk? Ok… well when a mommy and a daddy hug eachother in a special way……..

When will the world end? Answer: 2012, 2019, 2020… etc.

Where

Where is Santa now? Answer: Buried in my back garden.

Where is Haiti? Answer: on an earthquake fault line and in the middle of a hurricane hotspot. Now who the F*CK decided to put a country there???

Where is Santa? Answer: Honestly, children shouldn’t be allowed near a computer…

Where is Chuck Norris? Answer: Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. I kid you not, this is the answer you get when you ask google this question…

Where’s Wally?

Why

Why does everyone want to be Irish? (Cos we’re hot)

Why are Irish people so ugly? (Huh?)

Why is the sky blue? (Light being dispersed through nitrogen particles.)

Why are the Irish impervious to psychoanalysis?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do men cheat? (Cos they’re b*stards…)

How

How to have sex? (Honestly this is just getting silly…)

How to kiss? (presumably asked by the 12 year olds…)

How I met your mother? (First answer up: In a brothel.)

How to get a six-pack? Answer: Go to a gym fatty!!!

How to get pregnant? Sigh….

How to make money? answer: Fat and lazy then are you?

Is

Is Lady Gaga a man? (Ah that’s just mean! It was an “unfortunate fold” in her leotard…)

Is Santa Real? Answer: Yes.

Is the world going to end in 2012? Answer: NO! Come on! It’s directed by Roland Emmerich, he also directed Independence Day and The Day after Tomorrow! Three movies about the planet getting blown up? That’s not being a prophet of global destruction, that’s called not having an imagination.

Is Santa real or fake? Honestly, do parents not realise that leaving their children go on google can ruin their childhood?

Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite? Oh my god, get over it…

Is Eminem dead?

Is Joe Mc Elderry homosexual? Guys… Joe Mc Elderry has gotten closer to Cheryl Cole than any of you ever will, whether or not he knows what to do with her… so stop being jealous.

Is it wrong to sleep with your sister? Rest assured that if you type this into Google the feds will be quickly on their way… By the way the answer is yes. Plain and simple. Very very WRONG!

 

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    WHEN is Mothers’ day?
    HOW email works?

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